Listen to imaginary comic Benny From Da Bronx joke about the Red Soxs.
Download it in MP3 format here:
Join Dr. Phil and Jorge Posada as they talk about Da Broken Nose Mystery.
I Have faith in Oscar Goldman and George Steinbrenner to rebuild Johnny Damon.
A little “tennis elbow” never hurt a baseball career —He’ll be back no matter what those B-towners say.
Check out the World Baseball Classic Public Service Annoucement – well, at least how I envision it now ;.
Well, the 2006 Winter Olympics got started with a bang – that is until two unexpected guests showed up.
DOWNLOAD DA OLYMPICS.mp3 and find out what happened at the opening ceremonies.
I was playing around again this evening and came up with another song to pay tribute to the Bleacher Creatures out there in Yankee Stadium.
Download Bleacher Creature MP3 Song:
Here are the crazy lyrics:
You got Gary Sheffield and he’s out in right
Don’t swat him in da head or there’s sure to be a fight
So leave him alone and count ten steps
Johnny D’s in center, gonna represent
So snap away and move to the left
Godzilla’s blowing fire from his chest
And be very careful as you move around
A-Rod’s at third but he’s diving on da ground
For all the line drives and the screaming heaters
And he’s backed up at short by Derek Jeter
Admire the golden glove and move to second base
Robinson Cano’s the rookie with the fresh face
Pat him on da back and now you’re on first
Giambi is da man that brings the big hurt
Mr. Mouse Solo:
Wigga, wigga, wigga wait a minute!
This is my house, this is my house!
And you can call me Mr. Mouse…
The Original – Bleacher Creature…
And the next time you see me
Throw me some cheese please
Give a guy access to some beats and a microphone and you have a recipe for a song.
Download “Crack Dat Bat” – a song I crafted together on my Mac for Mariano Rivera, the master of cracking bats!