You Know You’re A Red Sox Fan When…
July rolls around and you ditch your Red Sox jersey for a New England Patriot’s jersey.
Your kid draws you a picture of a rainbow and you tell him to “re-draw it!” and “get rid of the Yankee Blue!”
You have convinced yourself that you are really a Neil Diamond fan (Sweet Caroline), even though you wouldn’t be caught dead with any of his other mp3 songs on your Ipod!
You gauge how good the season will be by the color of Manny Ramirez’s “mood-ring hair.”
You start walking on your knuckles and tell your friends that you are a Tim Wakefield and Theo Epstein fan.
You name your newborn baby “Pesky”, “Yawkey”, “Yaz”, or “Wally”
You buy and handout for Christmas every year, the movie “Fever Pitch.”
You bust into your kid’s classroom on their first day of school and tell the teacher that the school is in violation of your “personal beliefs” by teaching your kid the lyrics to “I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy!”
You go through your kid’s trick or treat bag and throw out all of the “Baby Ruth” candy bars.
“The Deadliest Catch” isn’t a television series about catching “crab” in your book, it’s about catching “a whif” of Jason Varitek’s breath after he has eaten a Yawkey Dawg.